The Way to Speak Mushwawallixus

‘I love mushwooms’ = ‘I MUSHY love WOOMWOOM mushwooms WOOMY!’ Now don’t think that it’s just normal English with bits of ‘MUSH(Y)’ or ‘WOOM(Y)’ inside. That’s way too layman. It’s very special. You must put the ‘MUSH(Y)’ or the ‘WOOM(Y)’ in the right place. Don’t go thinking that randomness can save you. Only a Triceratan can master this hard language. The tone must be correct too. Any mistake will result in your being squashed. So, beware! Plus that English you think is English is not English. It is part and parcel of Mushwawallixus! You have to put you sincerity into saying it. Again, it is NOT English. English is an insult to them!