Friday, December 14, 2007

Summon a Random Thing/Object/Being

To summon a random thing (excluding the flock of baby alarm clocks) here’s what to say:

“Ipoit! Itoit! Ipoot! Itoop! Itiot! Itiop!” (repeat it until something comes)

Then, a random thing will start to make it’s way towards you. This is highly dangerous, and you should not attempt it on you own if you are not a Triceratan. Do beware of the flock of baby birds and the Triceratan Bears. If afraid of the gobbly weiqi seeds, wear a full protective suit at all times. You can buy the suit in any Triceratan stall. Prices depend on the stall owner. BE REMINDED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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