Part I: The Research of how Triceraship Sank

Recently, scientists have done a detailed research on how the Triceraship sank. It is believed that due to a durian under the sea, the Triceraship sank. But, there were other reasons that contributed too. For example, the violent reactions of the gobbly weiqi seed, the great weight of the Triceratan Bear, and even the sound waves (vibration mah) caused by the flock of baby alarm clocks and birds, all made the Triceraship wrecked.

Using the most advanced technology, Dr Titanic Sank and his team completed a flash movie that accurately shows the sinking process of the Triceraship. Dr Titanic Sank said to us: “We saw a video on how Titanic sank, and we merely copied it! As easy as Mushwawallixus!” Of course, Mushwawallixus is nothing near easy. The movie was shown to a survivor of the unfortunate incident, Mrs Rose, a Triceratan Bear who wears rose patterned swimming trunks. Mrs Rose said:” Oh my!”

Following that, Dr Sank explained the movie as it proceeded. “See? The ship conked the durian…there you have it! Spongebob yelling that his house was collapsing! Water seeps into the front of the ship. The weight brings the nose of the ship tilting downwards, and it continues to sink, nose diving into that ocean…then it cannot take the weight, and the ship breaks in the middle, and the front is separated from the back. Then we have them both sinking. Luckily the durian was there, and the ship now rests on the durian, and its mast sticks out of the water.”

Our reporter observed a weird face made by Mrs Rose. She says: “But this is not how I remembered it…yes something like that did happen, but I would like to give my own version…” So Mrs Rose blabbered on and on. And on and on she blabbered lots of rubbish while Dr Sank snored occasionally and nodded his head mechanically now and then. However, our dear reporter does not think it is all rubbish and she recorded everything. Then she organised the recording into parts, and formed a story.

So from here a new story starts. So tune in to get part II of ‘Triceraship’. For your information, all passengers survived the ship wreck.

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