Excerpt from the secret files of the Santa Tracker Union:
26/12/2007 was a red-letter day for the Santa Tracker Union. Using the ingenius santa tracker built by the professors of the national Triceratan University, we, santa trackers, have found Santa Claus dressed in a Triceratan bear suit. (Don't worry people, Santa Claus hasn't been kidnapped) Santa has filled his house with Triceratan memorabilla, from life-size models of Triceratan folk to rugs dotted with bunny wunny pictures. Indeed, the Triceratan fever has taken over the whole North Pole! Out of gratitude for the Triceratan folks' help, Santa has removed the classic with fluff ball from the end of his hat in exchange for a miniature Triceratan figurine. *Gasp!* Later at midnight, we saw Mrs Claus chasing Santa around the house for not washing the dishes. At the end of her duster was a stuffed Triceratan bear! Poor Santa. No Triceratan folk to save the day this time.
Mooooooose.
The plural of moose is meese. Meese like eating samosas. A samosa is a triangular shaped thing filled with curried potato and fried. It is spelt S-A-M-O-S-A. There was a great big moose who drank too much juice, which caused him to swallow a whole goose!
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