Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Triceratan Planet Found!

Following the discovery of the Triceratan Island in the crack in the wall, some of our bravest explorers set out beyond Triceratan Island to find a whole new world. Led by Sir Mapa de Poopycock, the team of 7 explorers found a whole new planet after twenty thousand minutes. It is complete with one island (Triceratan Island), one country (United States of Triceratan), and a wrecked ship that is bigger than a country (Triceraship?).

The main places are populated by Triceratan Bears, and other (non)sensical beings (e.g. Bunny Wunny) make up the minority. The only that does not have any Triceratan Bears is the wrecked ship (Triceraship?). Many new beings have been found everywhere, mostly in the wrecked ship (Triceraship?). The wrecked ship has 999,999 rooms. It is suspected that there is a different new/known being/object in abundance in every room. Our explorers are still finding ways to unlock most of the rooms. They sincerely hope they will not find any gobbly weiqi seeds or too many a flock of baby birds. The Triceratan League hereby sends them our best wishes, and we hope they find more dangerous stuff than gobbly weiqi seeds or too many flocks of too many baby birds.

Doesn’t everything sound so peaceful and normal here? Yes, of course. To top it all off, we have a super normal sea! It’s named the Triceratan Ocean. It changes its colour occasionally, and also changes its taste too. The taste varies with the mood of the sea and also the spongebob with his square coloured pants living in a durian under the sea. Some of the tastes that the sea can change to are: water, lemonade, apple juice, peach tea, coca cola, fruit punch. The most common overall appearance of the sea is fruit punch.

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