Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Mushwoom Residence

Beware.
Deep in the Triceratan Forest, lies(or stands) none other than Mushwoom Residence.
Do Not be mistaken.
You think mushwooms are cute? sure they are.
Not when they're in big groups.
Mushwoom Residence is where they live. And any non-mushwoom is considered an intruder. Here is what happens to an intruder.
1) All the mushwooms will start bouncing vigorously.
2) There will be tremors.
3) You get squashed by the bouncy mushwooms.

However, not everyone will be considered an intruder. If you talk to them nicely in mushwoom language, they will respect you for your knowledge of how to speak their native language. Also, don't forget to add in that you are purely carnivorous and only eat meat and definitely NOT mushwooms.

Well speaking mushwawallixus isn't as easy as you think, either. So don't go wandering around Triceratan Forest without a Triceratan.

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