Thursday, December 6, 2007

Breaking the 999999 Room Myth

Before, we thought that in every room of the wrecked ship (Triceraship) there was a different something in abundance. This myth has been proved wrong. In 3 rooms, explorers found them housing the same thing! Due to the width of the Triceratan Bear (it’s a fat bear!), only 300 Triceratan Bears can fill one of those big ship rooms (mind you it’s VERY big coz it can fit a million gobbly weiqi seeds). That means, we have 900 fat bears in a big ship! No wonder the ship sank.

However, there is something weird about the wrecked ship. The ship is completely under fruit punch (under the sea), but none of the insides look wet. And none of the Triceratan Bears seemed to need their goggles very much either. Our Triceratan scientists will further investigate into this issue, and we will inform you as soon as possible about the new thingamabobby that’s preventing our royal comrades from drowning. I would be a brand new thingamajiggy and scientists will be glad to put it to use as soon as possible.

SELF CRASHING CAR
~BEWARE~
~*YL*~

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