Recently, a group of Triceratan scientists have conducted a research on the causes of the most deadly killer amongst Triceratan Bears – sneezes! Out of every 10 Triceratan Bear that sneezed, 3 dies of a sudden death, while 4 start to take off their goggles. The remaining 3 either stay normal, or forget that they have sneezed.
Scientists have picked up some clues to the cause of sneezes in Triceratan Bears. Results show that in 70% of the cases, a bacteria called the Triceratan008 furrer is the cause for sneezing in Triceratan Bears. The 008 furrer is a furry organism that enters the nose of the Triceratan Bear when it is unaware. The 008 furrer will then drop certain particles found in Triceratan tickling seashells into the nose of the unknowing victim. Next, the victim will sneeze.
In the other 30% of the cases, the culprit is the 009 furrer. It is the same as the 008 furrer, but produces less devastating effects as the sneezes are usually timid and soft ones.
The 008 and 009 furrers are only found in bamboozlee colonies. Bamboozlee colonies are colonies of ant-like creatures. You might mistake them as ants, but their distinctive growling stomach distinguishes them from ants. Nonetheless, all other properties of theirs are those of an ant’s including the ability to carry something 100 times its weight.
There is currently no cure for sneezes, but prevention is better than cure. Just stay away from bamboozlees, and you’ll be fine.
For more information, go to: www.i-sneeze.triceratan.bear
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