Merry Christmas, fellow Triceratans! It's finally Christmas!
before you have your nice big turkey feast, you might have read Xmas fact #1 about the mistletoe.
then, you might have some questions. For example, you might ask:
So I hang up my turkey and stand under it if I want to eat it right?
NO. the thing about turkey is that it's part of the feast. Mistletoe is only a bite-size snack hung around the house for your guests' convenience and entertainment. besides, turkey stuffing and juice would drip all over your head, and then you would not be eating the turkey anymore. it would be dripping all over you.
That's simple. Why don't just use a plate so the turkey won't drip?
Of course, that is why the turkey is put on a plate! And that is why the turkey should remain on the table.
Huh? Just hang the turkey and the plate together la!
That, my friend, is only possible if you attach the turkey firmly to the plate, preferably by epoxy glue, or E6000. But if that is the case, you would not be able to eat the turkey, as it is glued to the plate.
Now, stop being all serious with the questions. Hurry up and get yourself together and be silly before your relatives come over to your house and you embarrass yourself by being serious!
~Self Crashing Car~
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