Clouds

Sometimes, you find you're in a bad mood, but no matter how much you think about it, you can't exactly find the root of the problem.
I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!!

IT'S A DARK CLOUD. It follows people silently when they are bored and linger above people's heads. They transmit certain neutrons and make you become really bad-tempered and your heart feels like a heavy stone.

How to get rid of it? You get one of those pea-shooters, then you can buy Kokonuts from the Triceramart. Use the pea-shooters to shoot the Kokonuts at the cloud, and you will hear a crunching sound...(Kokocrunch) and then it'll start raining. (Ya'noe, kinda like cloud seeding in China) Get an umbrella ready. Furthermore, the rain is black since it's a dark cloud so don't wear your best suit when you do this. Have fun!

~bunnywunnyelteethemickeymouse

Absol Master reports

The Absol Master makes her self-introduction with her very first post.

I have decided to move my house here. Yes, to Triceratan Island. And guess why--I couldn't help but be attracted by its wonderful smell. Yes, the smell--never noticed it before? You know, the instant I smelt it, I knew I was in love!

Oh, what does your island smell like, you ask? Why, it smells like the air-CORN starting up, of course, and I positively adore that scent! You should make a perfume with your island's air--take your bottles outdoors, cap them, and ship them off to other countries! Air-corn in a bottle! Awesome revenue source for the economy, you know.

Soooo...today was my first day as an official citizen of Triceratan Island. And guess what! The first thing you people did to me when I passed through your airport customs was GIVE ME A PAIR OF BEARS! A PEAR OF BAIRS! Can you believe that? The person stamped my passport--then some people jumped out of the scanning machine and just stuffed them into my arms and the bears started licking me and I dropped my only piece of luggage, which contains my entire house! Fragile, you know!

Well, it wasn't unwelcome. These are some lovely bears you've got. But the SHOCK! The SHOCK!


I think I'm going to enjoy myself here. Well, excellent welcome, my friends...now to get all this fur out of my shirt. I hope you have chickens and pigeons such as these

around here.

(Shall I require a signature? Well here be it:)

A B S O L M A S T E R

~HOHOHO Christmas FAQ~

Merry Christmas, fellow Triceratans! It's finally Christmas!

before you have your nice big turkey feast, you might have read Xmas fact #1 about the mistletoe.
then, you might have some questions. For example, you might ask:

So I hang up my turkey and stand under it if I want to eat it right?
NO. the thing about turkey is that it's part of the feast. Mistletoe is only a bite-size snack hung around the house for your guests' convenience and entertainment. besides, turkey stuffing and juice would drip all over your head, and then you would not be eating the turkey anymore. it would be dripping all over you.

That's simple. Why don't just use a plate so the turkey won't drip?
Of course, that is why the turkey is put on a plate! And that is why the turkey should remain on the table.

Huh? Just hang the turkey and the plate together la!
That, my friend, is only possible if you attach the turkey firmly to the plate, preferably by epoxy glue, or E6000. But if that is the case, you would not be able to eat the turkey, as it is glued to the plate.

Now, stop being all serious with the questions. Hurry up and get yourself together and be silly before your relatives come over to your house and you embarrass yourself by being serious!

~Self Crashing Car~
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Christmas fact #1

Hello fello Triceratan-os! It's CHRISTMAS EVE EVE EVE!! Aren't you excited?
Today, we are going to share a funfact about a traditional Christmas thing to do

STANDING UNDER THE MISTLETOE

why do people stand under the mistletoe? what do they do under the mistletoe?
very simple! they eat the mistletoe! i bet you didnt know that!
you see, if someone stands under an apple tree, he is either there for the shade, to eat apples, or he is Newton.
since the mistletoe is too small for shade, and Newton is dead, they are, of course, for eating.

so next time you see mistletoe, do not hesitate to grab some to eat!

Self Crashing Car
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New Triceratans!

I am proud to introduce our two new members, Tessa (absol master) and Hui Ting! As a welcome gift, they may choose to accept two Triceratan Bears each. We look forward to their contributions in Triceratan Island and beyond!

Holes

A new shop has opened on Triceratan Island, about 5min walk away from Bear Acuda Hideout!! It specialises in selling HOLES!!! Haven't you heard countless of people wishing and yearning to "go hide themselves in a hole" when they are embarrassed? Or when being scolded by 3 teachers at once, didn't you just wish a hole would appear in front of you and swallow you up? Or, in times of crisis, when you are trapped underground or locked in a room, don't you wish you could punch a hole through the wall??

Here it is!! But even better!!! The holes don't swallow you up; you think of where you want to go, you jump into the hole and you get transported to the place (Though I wouldn't use them unless absolutely necessary, what if the thought of elephants suddenly appeared in my head? I don't think I can control that).

The shop owner, who is a Holy Cheese, will take some measurements to determine which size hole would fit you best when escaping. You will also have to purchase the Special Box to contain the hole in it or if you place it in your pocket, the hole might grow fond of your pocket and decide to stay there (as a hole in your pocket).

To use the hole, you open the box and grab the hole (it will squirm a little). Firmly throw it onto the ground and jump in before the hole disappears. Holes are one-time use, but once you have your sizes, you can keep going back to purchase more of the same size.

Researchers are currently developing invisible holes which would allow one to spy on others through walls without being seen. These holes do not work on bathroom walls.

~bunnywunnyeltee

Don't Think Of Elephants

Here is a test that no human will be able to pass as long as they understand the question!
Would you like to try?

Here is the one and only question....All you have to do is to heed what it asks for.

1. Don't Think Of Elephants.











BORH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BING BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insert more dramatic disaster noises*

FAIL!

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