the need to change your underwear

Tragedy!!!

The Triceratan Bears on the beach have decided to change their swimming trunks because they were starting to get too salty from the seawater! :O

Thousand of bears went to Bun Paradise to get new swimming trunks...

Do YOU need to change your swimming trunks too? Here are some that our reporter recommends:

THE Swimming Trunk - i don't see what use this is and how you wear it. it's just this box thing with a lock. and it looks like it's got spasms on the shelf. It's supposed to swim when you put it in water, but i really don't think i want to try it out. but it's interesting though. and cheap. it's neutral and not salty. definitely worth the buy!

Holy Goggles - i know i'm supposed to recommend swimming trunks, but this is REALLY worth the buy too! These googles are so holy, they let in (holy) water! (Holy) Water in your eyes! How awesome and creative is that! I've NEVER seen any goggles let water in before! Ingenious!

Duck Swimming Trunks - you dont need to buy flippers anymore! 8D These ducks literally swim for you! Wear them and never worry about drowning! Don't even think that they'll ever become salty, because ducks don't live in salty water.

Tree Trunk - the perfect trunk for any day! It even floats on water! Warning: a bit rough.

Elephant Trunks - my personal favourite! this one is fun! YAY for elephant trunks that act like water guns! Squirt all that salt water out so your swimming trunks will NEVER become salty! Alas, this only comes in sizes XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL, and XObese.

if you ever go to bun paradise, check thse out! and remember to buy a few baos so that you can stick them on your head to maximise your intelligence.

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