The Magician

Once upon a time, there IS a magician. People love to sneak in and steal his face cream because his face cream was special. It was white. Normally, face cream was blue or purple. People believed his white face cream would give them pure white smooth ______(fill in a ton of other adjectives) skin. So they loved to steal his face cream.

The magician, who had pure white smooth _______ skin, was annoyed. He decided to stop people from stealing his precious face cream. He created magic bricks and stuck them to the wall. Whenever someone tried to climb over the wall, the bricks would scream upon contact and the thief would scream too and there would be a great din of screaming and people would rush out to see what the din was about and the thief could not steal the face cream. The end

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