Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Magician

Once upon a time, there IS a magician. People love to sneak in and steal his face cream because his face cream was special. It was white. Normally, face cream was blue or purple. People believed his white face cream would give them pure white smooth ______(fill in a ton of other adjectives) skin. So they loved to steal his face cream.

The magician, who had pure white smooth _______ skin, was annoyed. He decided to stop people from stealing his precious face cream. He created magic bricks and stuck them to the wall. Whenever someone tried to climb over the wall, the bricks would scream upon contact and the thief would scream too and there would be a great din of screaming and people would rush out to see what the din was about and the thief could not steal the face cream. The end

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Sock Wugglers

Recently, Sock Wugglers are on the loose, together with Elliot Moose. They like to surprise you by creeping down your socks. But don't worry! Pull your socks high to prevent them.

You see, Sock Wugglers are short, and Elliot Moose is fat. We do not know how they managed to be on the loose, but anyway they are so BE CAREFUL. Pull your socks HIGH UP so Sock Wugglers can't get to them. I doubt Elliot Moose can jump because he's too fat, so you'll be safe with high socks.

There are also precautions against a time when Elliot Moose goes on a diet. He might jump. Read Bedtime Sox for more tricks and tips to prevent Sock Wugglers and Elliot Moose.

Thankew

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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Today is Mother's Day

According to the press, the Mama shop was extremely crowded today.

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

Model Answers

Here are the model answers from one of our top students. It has done the source A questions. Here's question a:

From the source, I can infer that the bunnywunny's fur is shake-coloured.

In the source, the bunnywunny "*Shakes head in despair*". this shows that the bunnywunny's head is shake-coloured, and hence its fur should also be of the the same colour. However, this can only be a assumption.

The bunnywunny could also possibly be house-coloured. As mentioned in source A, the bunnywunny goes to its house, while others "go home". As the bunnywunny is unique and different from the rest, we can therefore infer that it is house-coloured.

In conclusion, the bunnywunny could possibly be shake-coloured, house-coloured, not-coloured, changing-coloured, or even another colour.

Wasn't that great? Here's question b:

Source A is useless to a large extent in telling us Homer Simpson's favourite food.

Source A only tells us that Homer Simpson likes home. However, from my past knowledge, Homer Simpson also likes burgers, fries, burgers, pig, burgers, pancakes and mee siam. Source A does not mention any of those.

Cross referencing to Source B (???), it tells us that Homer Simpson also like to eat burgers. This is also not mentioned in Source A.

Therefore, we can conclude that Source A is useless to a large extent in telling us Homer Simpson's favourite food.

I bet you learnt a lot from this! Sponsored by Waffles Skool of History and Homer Studies.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Influence of Homer Simpson

Source A
This is an extract taken from an entry of a bunnywunny.
The influence of Homer Simpson is spreading throughout the world. Look at all those Homer Simpsons saying they Go Home, Are Going Home, Want to Go Home, or Are At Home. *Shakes head in despair*
Obviously, it is the influence of Homer Simpson. At least I haven't been influenced by Homer Simpson. I don't go home.
I only go to my house.

Yours sadly,
Bunnywunny

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From Source A:
a) What does the source tell you about the colour of the fur of the bunnywunny?
b) How useless is the source in telling you about Homer Simpson's favourite food?


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