recent escape

the recent escape of a great terrorist, moose slimet (coff coff), has shaken the nation greatly. but lets hear the nation's geat confidence for the triceratan police force!

reporter: so mr scuba, what are your views on the recent escape of ***? are u confident that we can gope him back?
mr scuba: huh? wad ***? who is that? i now go buying pineapple tarts. BYEBYE.

there we have! a great triceratan still enjoying life! get on with life! we will GOPE ***! now, we shall ask mrs vandejee!

reporter: what are your views on the recent escape of ***? are u confident that we can gope him back?
mrs vandajee: i am worried about my daughter! she iz studeeng nearby! i am bringing her home now and locking up the house. no one is to go out! ve vill stay home votch tv!

there you have! another confident triceratan, enjoying life at home watching tv! no one is worried about ***. we will GOPE ***! now, lets interview the head of the triceratan association of manhunt and evacuation(TAME).

reporter: so, about the manhunt...what have u done so far?
head: we haf sercht orll the toilet cubicles in here except one cubicle which haz bin occupied since wenzdey 4pm.
reporter: so, how do you know he's not taking an extra long time?
head: we know one la. our toilet how we don't know?
reporter: have you taken any precautions so as to prevent future escapes?
head: got. we will never allow cwiminers to go toilet. we will provide them with die-pers.

there you have it! another great triceratan. most probably you get to see them again in the centannial triceratan prize giving ceremony...if they are alive.

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