Guess what... THE KT-SSS is back!!!
with long-awaited thankkews to her BELOVED triceratan for increasing her NQ (nonsense quotient) during her birthday :D
She didn't realise that she has, subconsciously, a very high NQ of 150, because she said:
"If you drink like that, your teeth will taste the paper."
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the KT-SSS :D
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
the triceratan languages
our first language is nonsensing. every triceratan should learn this by heart, and it should come out easier than anything in the world + universe.
our second language is poking. thou shalt not grow unpokish or u will suffer from the consequences. it should come out easier than chinese.
our third lang is either mushwawallixus, mio-ing, or nose honking. the student has a choice, but he/she/it may take more than one language at a time. these should come out easier than jap, french, or german.
we have many more languages, but currently, these are the most common triceratan languages. if you have any queries or want to take more languages, pls contact us at triceratan@gmail.com or you can visit www.motelc.gov.trcrtn
the ministry of triceratan education language centre will gladly answer your questions. gladly.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Pi Day
Today is the fourteenth of March, Pi Day! A Pi-Reciting Competition was held in the Triceratan Square. There were close to one thousand participants. However, only one participant really participated, or is participating, because he has been reciting pi from the wee hours of the morning till now.
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bunny
wunny
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bunny
wunny
Thursday, March 6, 2008
recent escape
the recent escape of a great terrorist, moose slimet (coff coff), has shaken the nation greatly. but lets hear the nation's geat confidence for the triceratan police force!
reporter: so mr scuba, what are your views on the recent escape of ***? are u confident that we can gope him back?
mr scuba: huh? wad ***? who is that? i now go buying pineapple tarts. BYEBYE.
there we have! a great triceratan still enjoying life! get on with life! we will GOPE ***! now, we shall ask mrs vandejee!
reporter: what are your views on the recent escape of ***? are u confident that we can gope him back?
mrs vandajee: i am worried about my daughter! she iz studeeng nearby! i am bringing her home now and locking up the house. no one is to go out! ve vill stay home votch tv!
there you have! another confident triceratan, enjoying life at home watching tv! no one is worried about ***. we will GOPE ***! now, lets interview the head of the triceratan association of manhunt and evacuation(TAME).
reporter: so, about the manhunt...what have u done so far?
head: we haf sercht orll the toilet cubicles in here except one cubicle which haz bin occupied since wenzdey 4pm.
reporter: so, how do you know he's not taking an extra long time?
head: we know one la. our toilet how we don't know?
reporter: have you taken any precautions so as to prevent future escapes?
head: got. we will never allow cwiminers to go toilet. we will provide them with die-pers.
there you have it! another great triceratan. most probably you get to see them again in the centannial triceratan prize giving ceremony...if they are alive.
Self Crashing Car
_/TTT\_
l_@_@_l
(beep)
reporter: so mr scuba, what are your views on the recent escape of ***? are u confident that we can gope him back?
mr scuba: huh? wad ***? who is that? i now go buying pineapple tarts. BYEBYE.
there we have! a great triceratan still enjoying life! get on with life! we will GOPE ***! now, we shall ask mrs vandejee!
reporter: what are your views on the recent escape of ***? are u confident that we can gope him back?
mrs vandajee: i am worried about my daughter! she iz studeeng nearby! i am bringing her home now and locking up the house. no one is to go out! ve vill stay home votch tv!
there you have! another confident triceratan, enjoying life at home watching tv! no one is worried about ***. we will GOPE ***! now, lets interview the head of the triceratan association of manhunt and evacuation(TAME).
reporter: so, about the manhunt...what have u done so far?
head: we haf sercht orll the toilet cubicles in here except one cubicle which haz bin occupied since wenzdey 4pm.
reporter: so, how do you know he's not taking an extra long time?
head: we know one la. our toilet how we don't know?
reporter: have you taken any precautions so as to prevent future escapes?
head: got. we will never allow cwiminers to go toilet. we will provide them with die-pers.
there you have it! another great triceratan. most probably you get to see them again in the centannial triceratan prize giving ceremony...if they are alive.
Self Crashing Car
_/TTT\_
l_@_@_l
(beep)
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
new moose disease
lately, there has been...a new moose disease...
the poor victim...the moose...(only 2 meese in this whole wide world can get it)...will turn unpokish! the poor meese will fall out of society as poking is the main communication in the Triceratan world. note that Triceratan is the only word i capitalise properly in the whole thingum. i too, am a moose. as u can see now, the effects of this new disease has turned my langwidge wonkey. donkey. gasp as u may, june, july, sharon, priscilla, tan, loh, ong, whatever! we must not discriminate the meese! we shld understand that this is a disease, not dao-ing. neither is it emo-ing, thank you.
so, dr triceradoc has kindly volunteered himself to try to treat the poor meese. the treatment costs a lot. but he has kindly spared us of all costs under the pressure of ze prezident of zonkonia and hiz rolling fleaz, of which ze prezident iz afraid of ze bearz we haz. thatz y we meese get free treatment. you see the cycle? prezident scared of Triceratan. but triceradoc scared of ze fleaz. but prezident scared of triceratan. coz hiz pineapple tarts disappeared much more faster than usual becoz of Triceratans. therefore we are at advantage, coz our bears are better than hiz fleaz, who merely drown when the bears dive. voila!
now, lets do this together! link moose, meese, fleas, doctor, Triceratan, zonkonia and prezident. what do u get? this storee.
Self Crashing Car
_/TTT\_
l_@_@_l
(beep)
the poor victim...the moose...(only 2 meese in this whole wide world can get it)...will turn unpokish! the poor meese will fall out of society as poking is the main communication in the Triceratan world. note that Triceratan is the only word i capitalise properly in the whole thingum. i too, am a moose. as u can see now, the effects of this new disease has turned my langwidge wonkey. donkey. gasp as u may, june, july, sharon, priscilla, tan, loh, ong, whatever! we must not discriminate the meese! we shld understand that this is a disease, not dao-ing. neither is it emo-ing, thank you.
so, dr triceradoc has kindly volunteered himself to try to treat the poor meese. the treatment costs a lot. but he has kindly spared us of all costs under the pressure of ze prezident of zonkonia and hiz rolling fleaz, of which ze prezident iz afraid of ze bearz we haz. thatz y we meese get free treatment. you see the cycle? prezident scared of Triceratan. but triceradoc scared of ze fleaz. but prezident scared of triceratan. coz hiz pineapple tarts disappeared much more faster than usual becoz of Triceratans. therefore we are at advantage, coz our bears are better than hiz fleaz, who merely drown when the bears dive. voila!
now, lets do this together! link moose, meese, fleas, doctor, Triceratan, zonkonia and prezident. what do u get? this storee.
Self Crashing Car
_/TTT\_
l_@_@_l
(beep)
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Scuba-Species
Lately there have been many Scuba-Animals spotted in the waters of the Great Bloopbloop Lake. They go everywhere with their huge goggles and flippers, and oxygen tank and mask. They swim and dive very well. It is unknown if they are born with their swimming gear or if they just purchase their gear from the nearby provision shop.
Species spotted:
Scuba-Duck
Scuba-Bunny
Scuba-Sheep
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bunnywunnyeltee
Species spotted:
Scuba-Duck
Scuba-Bunny
Scuba-Sheep
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(._.)
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bunnywunnyeltee
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