Belated Birthday

There was a HUGE parcel in the Triceratan Post today. It was tagged with "Happy Belated Birthday" and was addressed to all Triceratans. The first to discover it was the postman, who spent 5 hours trying to stuff the parcel into the mailbox. The next to discover it was a troop of Triceratan bears, who spent an hour to remove the parcel from the mailbox.

In no time, or rather 5 minutes, all Triceratans were gathered around the box. A few flying alarm clocks lifted the lid. And SUDDENLY there was a huge fat plump balloon rising into the air. Somehow, all Triceratans, including the not-so-light Triceratan bears, got stuck to the balloon! The huge balloon started to fly higher and higher and HIGHER. Everyone was having a great time until a flock of baby birds decided to peck at the balloon.

The balloon popped, and everyone fell, with a bit of balloon stuck on their back. Luckily, the bits of balloon made good parachutes, and everyone was floating back to the ground safely!

Now, I wonder who the parcel was from, because the postman didn't know either! D:

BIRTHDAY BASH

Today is the Triceratan League's first anniversary!!!!
There is a Birthday Bash going on at the Triceratan HQ! But they are not bashing up each other! Every single triceratan is attending this wonderful ceremony including the bears and rabbits and flock of baby birds and gobbly weiqi seeds!! It is the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!!!!!!!
(Christmas comes next! Stay tuned for Santa News!)

A question to avoid when making conversation

What do you do in your free time?

That question is extremely provocative as it questions the intelligence of the answerer. Obviously, doing something during your free time would defeat the purpose of it being free, so it is technically not possible to do something during free time.

Another question is "What do you use to make conversation?"
OBVIOUSLY IT'S CORN, i mean, it's CORNversation after all, right? Like, what else do you use?? Paprika?? Onion??

Your new philo passage: to say or not to say

Topic: To Say Or Not To Say?

Nowadays, there are many who like to tell others that they have nothing to
say, which defeats the purpose, because they have just said something, which is
that they have nothing to say. If they really had nothing to say,
they wouldn't even be saying anything. This logic has been proven in the
Campbell University of Creamy Corn and Mushwoom Soup in 2008.

When you say that you have nothing to say, you are then giving a false
statement and hence it is a waste of human resources to do so. Many people are
against this habit.

However, some people may argue that saying that you have nothing to say is
good, because it gives you at least SOMETHING to say when you really have
nothing ELSE to say. It is a good conversation tip. But then, would it not be
more correct to just say "I have nothing ELSE to say." instead of "I hve nothing
to say."?

But because you say "I have nothing ELSE to say.", you are wasting
human resources as it is one word more than "I have nothing to say.". Also,
saying "I have nothing ELSE to say." shows that you are ending the conversation
and hence the best phrase you should use should be "Bye.".

Please use the passage above to answer the following questions.
1. Identify at least 2 CORNfusion CORNcepts in this issue. Explain why they are what they are.
2. Produce (an) arguement(s) for the issues CORNcerned.
3. Evaluate your arguement(s).
4. Explain the evaluation of you arguement(s).

Source: http://www.CORNsoupisgoodforyouandmeandcampbelluni.com

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Mobile Phone

You shouldn't be surprised if your phone starts jumping about one day as if it just ate 745 packets of sugar...because it's a mobile phone after all....and has to unleash its mobility some day...

Triceratan End of year examinations

It is the Triceratan End-of-Year examinations. Tomorrow there is the Math paper. Even worse is Mother Tongue, because it's the aftermath.

What do they do during examinations? They examine, of course! During Math, the Triceratans examine the numbers to make sure the decimals are in their correct places. And during Mother Tongue, they examine..erm..you can figure out for yourself.


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things they would never say

some things that these ppl/things will NEVER say.

a silly CORN: i'm a potassium
a fire: i'm HOT (fires cant talk =.0)
the champion in the cat olympics: i hate chasing rats
the champion rat in the rat race: i love being eaten by cats
ZEE PREZIDENT OF ZONKONIA: i love Triceratan bears
flock of baby birds: mrieow. nyan~
the maker of the impossible quiz: actually, i dont know how to do these questions either...
Your best friend: I HATE YOU
the lyrics of "twinkle twinkle little star": I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
a mute person: Hello

WHY DON'T YOU TRY ADD SOME OF YOURS TOO!!!???!!!??? :::DDD

Self Crashing Car
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