Today is Mother's Day

According to the press, the Mama shop was extremely crowded today.

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Model Answers

Here are the model answers from one of our top students. It has done the source A questions. Here's question a:

From the source, I can infer that the bunnywunny's fur is shake-coloured.

In the source, the bunnywunny "*Shakes head in despair*". this shows that the bunnywunny's head is shake-coloured, and hence its fur should also be of the the same colour. However, this can only be a assumption.

The bunnywunny could also possibly be house-coloured. As mentioned in source A, the bunnywunny goes to its house, while others "go home". As the bunnywunny is unique and different from the rest, we can therefore infer that it is house-coloured.

In conclusion, the bunnywunny could possibly be shake-coloured, house-coloured, not-coloured, changing-coloured, or even another colour.

Wasn't that great? Here's question b:

Source A is useless to a large extent in telling us Homer Simpson's favourite food.

Source A only tells us that Homer Simpson likes home. However, from my past knowledge, Homer Simpson also likes burgers, fries, burgers, pig, burgers, pancakes and mee siam. Source A does not mention any of those.

Cross referencing to Source B (???), it tells us that Homer Simpson also like to eat burgers. This is also not mentioned in Source A.

Therefore, we can conclude that Source A is useless to a large extent in telling us Homer Simpson's favourite food.

I bet you learnt a lot from this! Sponsored by Waffles Skool of History and Homer Studies.

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Influence of Homer Simpson

Source A
This is an extract taken from an entry of a bunnywunny.
The influence of Homer Simpson is spreading throughout the world. Look at all those Homer Simpsons saying they Go Home, Are Going Home, Want to Go Home, or Are At Home. *Shakes head in despair*
Obviously, it is the influence of Homer Simpson. At least I haven't been influenced by Homer Simpson. I don't go home.
I only go to my house.

Yours sadly,
Bunnywunny

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From Source A:
a) What does the source tell you about the colour of the fur of the bunnywunny?
b) How useless is the source in telling you about Homer Simpson's favourite food?

-The End-

Formulaes are good

Hello. Formulaes are good. they are not what you think they are. Formulaes are different from formulae. Here's a few good formulaes:

 

1) Fish+Obama=Nutmeg

2) High+Low=Hot Potato

3) 1+1=Giraffe fishery

4) Hippo+Hippo=476xyz(giraffery)

5) tada+backspace=(=)

6) laff+marble=aquafire

 

Here's a more complex one especially for you!

 

2x+2x=Rhino, therefore fishery=x=3bucks=otah

so, we can conclude that x=sushi, y=sashimi, z=wasabi, and 8)=geographic looking animations

 

wasnt that enlightening? better ones are of course kept in the Triceratan Research In Countries' Environment Rearing And Teeth And Nothing (TRICERATAN) database. boo. are you inspired to be a formulaesist now? 8)

New Means of Transport

A Triceratan Bear had found the end of a rainbow. So, he walked onto the rainbow. He walked, and he walked. He could not find the other end. Just then, the rainbow got a message that it was needed elsewhere, so it curled up and whizzed off, with the Triceratan Bear on it. The Bear had discovered a new means of transport to Timbuktu.

For your information, the Bear was spotted on his way back to Triceratan Island on an Aqua-friendly Giraffe.


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Sarbowls

Researchers have recently discovered the Sarbowl. It is originated from the evolution of a Sardine Can to a Toilet Bowl, but errors occured and it got stuck halfway in the middle. It is a permanent error. The Sarbowl has the characteristics of both a Sardine Can and a Toilet Bowl. The reporters have been trying to take a snapshot of it, but whenever they whip out their cameras, a flurry of sardines whirr out from the Sarbowl and make themselves comfy on the lens of the camera.


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Happy April Fools

Happy April Fools. haha happy April fools you got tricked coz it's not April fools' today.

 

have you pranked anyone yet? that iwwitating stalker? that annoying geylang cheap HDB agent? that (un)pokish MIO? if not, you can always do it later. like in december. prank your fwens during christmas and shout to them: HAPPY DECEMBER APRIL FOOLS or HAPPY BELATED APRIL FOOLS or HAPPY EVERYDAY IS APRIL FOOLS!

 

still not happy? do a every _(fill in time period)_ April fools joke! ran out of ideas? feel free to come here to ask for pranks and jokes. (u can offer to buy all the geylang HDB flats for 1 rupee[idea of moose])

 

how about giving a fake sloppy birthday card[idea of bunnywunny]? or hide your fren's rice and pretend that she never bot it so she would panic[MEAN idea of self crashing car]? for more ideas, stay tuned.

 

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