THE cherry

One day, there are many cheery cherrys. What made the cherry THE cherry is that it wasn't cheery but instead was pure cherry. While other cheery cherrys moved on, THE cherry was not MOVING, which is abNORMAL for a cherrys. Cherrys should be cheery and moving.

THE cherry finally got its punishment.

I walked up to it and ATEED it.

At least it TASTED like a cherrys, although it was nothing near bouncing cheery cherrys. (this is redundant but cheery cherrys like redundants)

~*Self Crashing Car*~

The Legendary Statement

The statement, 1+1=2, is, unfortunately, a legend. Now, bunnywunny and self-crashing car shall tell you why.

Fine, 1 grain of sand+ 1 grain of sand= 2 grains of sand. 1+1=2.

But, 1 pile of sand+ 1 pile of sand= still 1 pile of sand. 1+1=1.

Furthermore, 1 pile of sand+ 1 hole= ZERO. 1+1=0.

What does that tell you? Do not believe everything you hear.