ALTERNATIVE METHODS TO COUNTER GOBBLY WEIQI SEED ATTACKS

If you meet a gobbly weiqi seed and you are not a Triceratan, please consider this method of ensuring your safety.

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NEW!!! TRICERATAN ISLAND FOUND!!!

Triceratan explorers have found a far away island they named Triceratan Island. Many Triceratan Bears were found swimming around and basking in the sun. Spongebob with his square coloured pants are under the sea in a durian! And there are many flocks of baby birds there. Bunny wunny eggs have also been found mixed in a container of gobbly weiqi seeds.

Life is advanced there and they have many gags. A gag that was just discovered is the self-crashing car, which will crash into anything and everything when you attempt to drive it. The sand on the shores, however, is proven to be quite dangerous. Triceratan scientists have been sent, and they found some rare Triceratan tickling seashells hidden in the sand. This explains the occasional scratchy and jumpy Triceratan Bear basking in the sun. Sun bathing chairs have been installed since then to prevent further agitation of the Triceratan Bear.

There is also a new trick found. To stop the gobbly weiqi seed from eating you up, stick you finger out towards it and say loudly “poot poooooooot pooooooooooooooot” as long and as much as you can, until it goes away. Please be aware that it might get angrier if you do it wrongly, so it can only be done by us, the Triceratans. It’s not that easy, you know!

For more information on what to do if you are NOT a Triceratan and you encounter a gobbly weiqi seed, please read next post.

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The attack of the baby birds

Once upon a time,I called out TOIT-TOIT-TOIIIIIT!!!! Suddenly,a whole flock of baby birds appeared.I told them to attack my sister.She screamed loudly.I screamed again, POIT-POIT-POIIIT!!! A whole fat troop of dancing bears trotted lazily out of a tree.My sister screamed.

ST

Summonning Skills

So far, our Triceratan Researchers have devised methods to summon two useful types of creatures:

1. The Triceratan Bears
You have to cock your head upwards, and call, "Poit-poit-poiiiiiit!!"

2. Flock of Baby Birds
You have to bend your head down a little, at the exact angle, and call, "Toit--Toit--TOIIIIIT!!!"

Now, don't think we are so silly as to publish our precious secrets here. For this information will not help you AT ALL. Summonning is not as simple as it seems. There are more factors to a skilful Triceratan Summonner.

Yours Sillily,
LT

How we got our name

Ever wondered how Triceratan came about? Yes, we admit we stole the name from a BEAR. Yes, none other than the Triceratan Bear. It was named by ST. It is commonly seen in huge goggles and swimming trunks, and lurks in the waters of Toontown. Most of its kind are fat. We honor the Triceratan Bear for giving us our name. Thank you, Triceratan Bear.

P.S. Spongebob's pants are square in colour.

Yours Sillily,
LT

Update

The Triceratan League
Founded by ST & LT on 27 November 2007.
Members up till this date: 4 confirmed
LT
ST
Yan Ling
Voony

launchy

heyhey ppl!
haha triceratan is a cool name lolx ((:
being silly is our trademark^^
therefore this post is proclaimed as silly =.=""

~voony signing off
*bounce bounce*

Launch of the Triceratan League

GDAY MATES
We are launching the Triceratan League, for people who love being silly, admit they are silly, and are proud of being silly. That's the way to enjoy life.